This is another forward email by my co-worker and this just reminds me on why our country is waay behind when it comes to the Englush language. Sure, it's not our first language but at least we couuld try to be decent at it.
At the same time, this also reminded me about the flame wars that had been happening in this site for quite sometime.
The letter is hilarious but disturbing as well. May this be a lesson to all of us.
GANITO KA RIN BA MAG-ENGLISH?
TO WHOEVER GETS TO UNDERSTAND THIS LETTER,CONGRATULATIONS!! haha!
The following is a letter found at a certain bar inManila and has been preserved in its original,unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try direct translation in Tagalog.
Pls read with feelings...!
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October 1996
To Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you. Why?What reason you can think about but you're very fatbody. I thought before that Dennis only use me to histoy but sooner and later I'm realize that he reallycan't not beared or stomached to be with you anymorebecause at first, Dennis say he could not stand you'rehabit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to met iether in schoolor in his family and then asking you to exerciseyou're very very, very fat body. But you hate it.Thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about.What do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of JoseMarie Chan?
Even you are beautiful face (to your think) you do nothave the right to called me whatsoever or elsedifferent name one time or the other for the realpurposed to insults my personality because I'm nevercall you names iether in the front of Dennis or in thebacks of Dennis, but if you start already to callingme different name, I don't have any other choicebut to call you other different name to. Like you area PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl.Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING.You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to mebecause I am the more sexier than you when you look tous in the mirror.I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when sheis a girl.
Love,
The Sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S. You say that I'm the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? You or me? And the final is me.
2 comments:
This is Night Strider. Anyway, is this real? There's not a sentence that she didn't violate. Goads, hilarious.
Night Strider,
Sorry for the late reply...a little busy lately....
If you're asking on the authenticity of the letter, I'm not sure if it's real because my former co-worker Kenneth was the one who forwarded this to our corporate email.
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